Express Post offers no guarantee
One of Australia Post’s products is the Express Post bag that is guaranteed to reach its destination on the next business day. If it does not, you will be sent...
Whatever do they mean?
I wonder how many meetings and arguments might have taken place to arrive at this toilet paper being called ‘Eloquence’. Of all the words in the English...
You can’t miss it
When people give me instructions, and they say, ‘You can’t miss it’, I tend to worry, because in the past, I had missed it. In the photo above,...
Are you getting any?
A seventeen year old friend of mine is constantly buzzing, vibrating, or texting while talking, watching a movie, eating, or walking. He even does it in class....
You’re so vain
If you look up the meaning of ‘vanity’ you would see that it refers to egotism and pride. It also refers to something being empty or worthless. The...
Seedless watermelons with seeds
Isn’t it mind-boggling that humans are born without a language? If parents do not teach children a fabricated language, the human is otherwise faulty. How...

